Still not entirely sure I should’ve sent this to Kirkland-list.
Subject: I love you, Santa!
Dear Santa,
I figured when I mentioned ostriches on my form that you’d have to be a little creative, but I’d love to know what kind of creativity went into finagling a real, live ratite into my bedroom this morning! I didn’t even mind that the cassowary was too small for me to ride — it was still delicious. Thanks, Santa!!!
Brian
(Helps if you’ve ever been subscribed to Kirkland-list during Secret Santa week, during which everyone, not knowing whom to thank, sends public e-mails out thanking their Santa for their wonderful gifts. I love those e-mails — they’re all so happy — but something in me can’t help but undermine everything that’s earnest or good in the world.)
