Chelsea: soijusttookoffmyspacebar
andit’sclearwhymyspacebarwasn’tworking10%ofthetime
me: hmm, have I got an air canister
Chelsea: craphowdoireattachit
me: hahaha (sorry)
Chelsea: greaaaat
me: no luck?
I’ve got a USB keyboard if you want it
[2 minutes pass]
Chelsea: yessssss
it STILL fails 10% of the time
me: hm
(I can convince [a mutual friend] that I know something about computers, but I’m not going to try to convince someone who knows something about computers and something about me that I know anything about computers)
Chelsea: i hope i won’t have to start typing spaces with my left hand…
me: I hope you won’t have to start typing spaces with Ctrl-V
Chelsea: yeah i was thinking of that earlier
me: you can borrow some of mine, here: If you need more I’ve got them
Chelsea: oh how generous!
me: also if you ever want to say “2 people.” I know where you can find some of those
(also that totally would’ve been funnier to me if I’d held down the spacebar for another ten seconds)
Chelsea: dfda
ignore that
ddd
i should type somewhere else :)
me: haha, no worries
Chelsea: all right enter is more snappy now
ima work on spacebar again
me: I figure since you’ve done me the courtesy of ignoring things I type that don’t make sense, the least I can do is return the favor
Chelsea: hairdryer:badidea?
me: lemme look for an air canister first?
Chelsea: does’ntwork
oksurethanks
me: enh, can of Glade, not the same
in other news, holy mother of god I have to pack all of this, don’t I.
If you pick a canister up I’ll go halvsies with you, I’m a little behind in my maintenance myself
I found one empty can and an air mattress pump, you’re welcome to it
Chelsea: thanksbutit’sok:)
(Note: after Kirkland lost by two respondents to Pfoho in the nonexistent, wholly invented competition to have the highest participation rate in the House Life Survey, the tutor whose e-mails I was complaining about sent a message to Kirkland-list consisting of the words “2 people.” repeated 6204 times. Literally.)