Things that happen when you get your eyes dilated:
- You attempt to deposit a check. “Enter check amount,” says the ATM. You squint at the check, hold it up to your eyes, and decide to do it tomorrow.
- You conduct Gchat conversations by wriing everything in a different window with ridiculously huge font sizes (and ignoring the other person’s remarks).
- You pay the co-pay for the eye dilation by credit card. The receptionist hands you a receipt. You can’t read the receipt.
