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I Need a Truck, by Warren Zevon

♫ Well, I can saw
A woman in two
But you won’t want to look
In the box when I’m through
I can make love
Disappear
For my next trick, I’ll need a volunteer ♫

(This has been a test of the Emergency Zevon Broadcast System.)

(I am in love with the lyrics to this song. Absolutely in awe. I would throw nuns under a bus, or perhaps one nun under multiple buses, to write something that was as satisfying to other people as “For My Next Trick, I’ll Need a Volunteer” is to me.)

♫ Poor, poor, pitiful me
Poor poor pitiful me
These young girls won’t let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me ♫


(This has been a test of the Emergency Zevon Broadcast System.)

(For “young girls” read “employers and project managers.” Little overstretched at the moment, though not quite head-on-railroad-track bad.)

♫ They say love conquers all
You can’t start it like a car
You can’t stop it with a gun ♫

(This has been a test of the Emergency Zevon Broadcast System.)

(from “Searching for a Heart”, by Warren Zevon.)